In 1972, local resident (and original co-host of “Finland Calling”) Eugene Sinervo published an amusing hand-drawn map of the United States that had the U.P. about the same size as the rest of the country put together. What is the only U.P. river prominently shown on the map?

A) Sand River

B) The Main Branch of the Escanaba

C) The St. Mary’s River

D) Trout Creek

ANSWER: A; Sinervo lived in Sand River. Although the map shows the river running from Lake Superior to the Wisconsin border, it is only nine miles long.