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Why everyone should check out my YouTube channel

WHave you heard of a little website called YouTube? Yes? Wow, really? I didn’t think that many people knew about it. I mean, it is not like more than 1 billion people use it or anything–Liam! What is it? That’s actually true. Oh, well then …

Anyways, I’m sure you all enjoyed that amazing roleplay. What I was getting at with it was that I use YouTube. I am a miniscule Youtuber. That sounds bad, but just listen, OK? Thanks. The way I see it, YouTube channels are grouped into five categories: The HUGE YouTubers, who spend thousands of dollars and years of their time to accomplish several million subscribers, are probably the ones you’ve heard of the most, the minor YouTubers are the ones that make you think, “Hmm … I know who that guy is … I just don’t really,” and then spend the next 20 minutes wondering if your name is Dory and you suffer from short term memory loss.

The small YouTubers have a fan base that is small in number, but high in dedication. Most of them aren’t trying to become world famous, or a millionaire, or, I don’t know, John Cena (obviously the world reference point for Internet fame), so they are happy sticking with a few hundred thousand subscribers. Then there are the miniscule YouTubers, like me! They have triple or double digit subscriber totals, and are trying to get into the higher categories by constantly increasing their content quality, software quality, and um — everything quality?

What, you ask? That’s only four types of Youtubers? Well I lied. Muahahaa. Happy Late April Fools!

So yeah, I spent way too much time just talking about four kinds of YouTubers. Now let’s talk about me (which I will gladly do so. Cough coughs … Moana Reference. Cough. Man, I have a cold).

My YouTube channel is called “Saturday Bush Live.” It is a very small YouTube channel with a goal of hitting 100 subscribers (at the time of this writing, I have 58, maybe you’ll help me hit my goal by clicking subscribe?). My channel usually releases a video or two every week. Remember how in my last commentary I told you I used Nerf Guns in my videos? No? Then there are only two options. 1: You didn’t read my last commentary or 2: Your name is Dory and you suffer from short-term memory loss.

I use my large Nerf collection in my videos to make humorous, yet still somewhat intense Nerf War Videos. In these videos, my friends and me fight it out with Nerf guns over something like a Hershey’s chocolate bar, a video game, or sometimes we just jump straight into attacking each other without a reason at all! Sounds great, right (I would insert a smiley face here if it wouldn’t get edited out later. Aww).

If you prefer the less violent of my videos, feel free to check out my video game ones! I play a variety of games such as: Minecraft, (everybody’s favorite game except for the people for whom it isn’t), Diep.io (an obscure game that’s way too unknown for the fun it provides…sad face), Google Feud, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and a ton more! Often times, I play these games with one of my friends or my cousin Frank, who also has a YouTube channel (Random Plugin: Go subscribe to him!). I provide semi-funny, semi-annoying commentary while playing fun games! Y’all will love it.

Saturday Bush Live would not be possible without my friends and family. My friends act in the videos, provide advice and support, and my parents do me the great service of not being like, “No Liam. You absolutely CANNOT do YouTube because it’s a BAD INFLUENCE and blah bleh bleh.” So yeah, thanks for that!

Anyways, that’s all you need to know about my YouTube channel and YouTube in general. Yeah, that pretty much wraps up this commentary. I hope you will check out my YouTube channel (just search “Saturday Bush Live” and maybe click Subscribe) and check out a few of my videos!

EDITOR’S NOTE: Liam Ulland-Joy, 12, enjoys coding on a computer programming website called Scratch, riding his bike, and writing graphic novels and other works of fiction.

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