Sometimes, corporate chieftains actually step forward to apologize for the abuse they inflict on workers, consumers, communities, and the environment.
The word "sometimes" makes such apologies seem more common than they are. "Once in a blue moon" is more like it. Also, "apologize" suggests contrition and a willingness to accept responsibility, neither of which they mean when they use the word. In corporate-speak, apologize is a slick synonym for dodge, duck, and divert.
A fine demonstration of the art of corporate apology recently came to us from South Korea. While that country is an ocean away from America, the company involved is quite close to us: Samsung, the world's largest maker of smartphones and memory chips, is a leading purveyor of tech gizmos and their components.
Most smartphone buyers may not realize this, but those devices are being made with a cancer-causing mix of toxic chemicals. Samsung's Korean chip-factory workers have suffered leukemia and other cancers linked to those poisons.
For years, a South Korean grassroots movement has pressed the corporation and government for compensation to victims - and an apology. In May, activists finally scored a victorysort of.
Under pressure from the public, legislators, and the courts, a top Samsung executive promised payments to victims and offered "our sincerest apology to the affected people."
However, the apology was no mea culpa, no expression of penitence. Indeed, Samsung made clear that it does not admit that there's any link between the chemicals it uses and the illnesses and deaths of workers. Rather, the corporation is simply expressing vague sorrow that workers get cancer for whatever reason.
Basically, the message is: "Sorry you're dead. Not our fault. Here's some money. Now, go away." But that doesn't make the cancer problem go away.
Editor's note: Jim Hightower is a radio commentator, writer and public speaker. He's also editor of the populist newsletter, The Hightower Lowdown.